eating is my passion
i love to pop and lock and jam and break the fridge door from opening it too much
- my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water
Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
— (via quentynmartell)
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.