I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
blogger on tumblr: *is mildly attractive*
everyone else: oh my god you are soooo hot wow have my babies u got kik omg you don’t know me but we’re going to be married such a bae lol ughhh why does everyone hot live so far away ): MY OVARIES #UNF
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK